Your Dad, Pa, Father, Pops, whatever you call him, Sunday 16th June is a day just for them. Dads are a funny bunch with plenty of odd habits. Like, why do they always have to shake a handful of peanuts 🥜 before putting them in their mouth? And, why do they always have to reverse into a parking spot, as though they’d be judged for driving in? And at what age do they start writing 🖋 in all capital letters? Some things we will never know the answer to. 🤷♀️
However, they have one habit we do enjoy at huggg HQ. That is their amazing ability to tell a rubbish joke that still makes us smile. 😊
Yes, we’re talking about the almighty DAD JOKE! And we have been asking the huggg team to share their best ones, we’ve split them into the good, the bad and the downright ugly.
😆 The good
Did you know the first French Fries 🍟 weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase 🖍 board has to be the most remarkable.
Burned my Hawaiian pizza 🍕 today, I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature.
😕 The bad
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television 📺 for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought “I can’t turn that down.”
Two peanuts 🥜 walked down a dark alley, one was a salted.
Why do they build fences around graveyards? Because people are dying 💀 to get in.
Why can’t cars play football? ⚽️ Because they only have one boot.
🙄 The downright ugly
Basically, all of the name related Dad jokes are the worst! 👎
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his butt? Warren
What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily
Since we’ve been filled with a new appreciation for the Dad joke we came up with something that would make our Dads smile back. So we have a very silly and a little bit furry hot drink huggg especially for Father’s Day.
Father’s Day hugggs are available in the app from Friday 14 to Monday 17 June. Head to ‘featured products’ to find them. Happy huggging!