What does your favourite gelato flavour say about you?
There’s so much your choice of gelato says about you. Should you buy a dog 🐶 because you’re 100% a dog person? Are you about to get the boot 🥾 by your housemate? Are you more sophisticated than 🕶 Audrey Hepburn?
Read on to get the scoop on your personality and remember to take it all with a pinch of salt(ed caramel).
You seem sensible. After all, vanilla is the ‘safe choice’. Alas! It’s all a lie. Although you might be slurping on a beige coloured confection, inside you are bolder than a rainbow 🌈. Everyone thinks you’re going to work today, but you’re really going to Thorpe Park to ride rollercoasters, aren’t you?
You’re the rock ⛰ of your friendship circle. Loyal, dependable and always there when people need you. You’re an all-around good egg and we salute you for that. You’re like the labrador of humans. A glossy coat, handsome jaw and the go-to pooch for the perfect family in an American movie. That being said, your ideal canine companion would be a bichon frise. Can’t tell you why, it just would, okay?
Jog on, we can’t even look at you. 🍌👎
Mint Choc Chip
Hey, good-looking! Did you realise as a mint choc chip lover you are 99% more likely to be content, talented and beautiful than the average gelato customer? We can’t quite remember the source of this astounding scientific fact 🥼, but it sounds legit, right? Soak that information up and let it put a spring in your step for the rest of the day.
You’re a sophisticated cat with a mature palate. We’re certain you’ve read all of the books and have a favourite 🥃 whiskey. You’ve travelled and have many interesting and poignant stories to tell at dinner parties whilst leaning on a grand fireplace and checking your pocket watch for the time. Smooth.
Rum n Raisin
Easy there, firecracker 🧨. You’re an unpredictable live wire with more energy than can be contained. At the weekend, you’re the one usually found in the kitchen at parties, dishing out drinks and dancing like no one’s watching. Monday to Friday you’re hustling, movin’ and shakin’ to get stuff done. You never stop, have all the good vibes and we like it!
Tolerant, devoted and caring. Who wouldn’t want you as a best friend? We want you as our best friend. Please 🙏 DM us immediately so we can start this good thing right now.
You’ve got a spring in your step and a twinkle in your eye. Have you ever thought about a career as a jewel 💍 thief? We think you have the right skills for both. You could talk your way into (and out of) anything. Try using some of that charisma to hook up with another pistachio lover so you can go on an international crime spree together and amass your riches.
You’re sophisticated, classy and generous. Your wardrobe is awash with black roll necks. You’re the kind of person who sends pals hugggs ‘just because,’ you volunteer and make regular donations to your favourite charity. You once gave your socks🧦 to someone who’d accidentally stepped in a puddle on their way to a job interview. Keep being you.
You like the simple things in life. Comfort food, slouch socks and cuddles are pretty important to you. You still have that teddy bear 🧸 you got as a baby. He’s stinky and rank but you still love him. Everyone needs a bit of you in their day; you make them feel like they’re home.
You’re together. You go to bed at a reasonable time so you can wake up early and start kicking butt before anyone else. You eat 8 of your five a day, you hydrate properly and you could run a marathon tomorrow if you wanted, but you don’t, because it’s 🧘♂️ yoga day. Nothing comes between you and yoga day.
Dulce de leche
You are a dreamer. You probably have a lot of 🌿 houseplants, but about 60% of them are dead or dying because you opted to daydream instead of watering them. Just a little heads up from us, your housemate isn’t cool with it anymore so you might want to get on top of that. You’re a total sweetie though, so you’ll win them over.
You don’t like gelato
This is worse than liking banana…get out of here! 💨